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Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it STOP!

Why are you making those whimpering noises?

Don't you hear them late at night? Squealing? Scratching? Clinking empty glasses? Scratching away at the thin insulation and flimsy boards separating us from the ravening horror within?

The raccoons having wild sex in your closet again?

Don't say the 'R' word! You said the 'R' word! Oh, the HORROR! The HORROR!

While I despise your need for antipsychotic medications, nevertheless I will attempt to rid you of this overpowering menace.