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All right. Why were you down on your knees in that alley, sucking off some guy's penis?

Well, uh, I -- really, I just met him. He asked me for some help.

Come on, Zoe. Help sucking him off?

Yeah, uh, like, that time, when you lost a flake of your candy cane in your really grotty keyboard?

He had a piece of candy cane stuck in his penis? You gotta be kidding me.

He said that he had a candy cane in his shorts and he needed me to lick it out. Really irritating. It was that or the vaccuum cleaner. Really.