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Incidentally, Watson, I've figured out why that first one committed suicide.

How's that?

Realizing that its beloved partner in life had been killed, the first beast threw itself off the balcony in despair and died.

Sounds...romantic. How are we supposed to disguise the evidence? It's stiffer than a plank and stinks to high hell.

We'll merely disguise it with our rotting kichen refuse. Nobody will notice a difference.

That's true.