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Well, then, let me zap it with my alien ray gun.

What will that do? Why don't I just hit it in the hopes of resettng its circuits?

Same thing, puerile human. Is it working now?

Ohhhh, yeah, baby, now we got the Home Shopping Network dubbed in German. She's fat and ugly but she's got a low-cut top. Uh-huh, baby.