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| I hear Bertie ignited the woman on the TV. Literally. | |
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| Yeah, that's what Alien told me. There's a nice crater in the living room now. | |
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| That fucker. He's repairing the wall next weekend, cosmetic damage or not. | |
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| Yeah, his prosthesis won't inflate now, and it'll be a few weeks before his chest fur regrows, but his testosterone factories were miraculously spared. | |
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| Maybe this will teach him not to hump and jizz the TV set. | |
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| I know. We can't be repainting the walls on a weekly basis. | |
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