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So...how are we doing financially, anyways?

Well, half our income goes to our cook. We lose another whack in heating and electricity bills.

We spend the remainder on maintenance, insurance, the mortgage, cleaning supplies, and toilet paper. Plus a few thousand bucks on booze.

We'll have to cut back on needless toilet paper usage, then. No help for it. Nothing else we can slash, is there?

Nope.