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How do the Christmas decorations look?

I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas.

But how can you say that, Pete?

It all started when I was a kid...

It's a deal. I'll get your kid his cheap bike, and you'll give me a ride that Rudolph couldn't possibly give.

I hope my kid doesn't see this. It'll scar him for life!