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Odd Self-Help Books 7

by quodlibet
1-04-05

101 Slow Painful Annoying Suicide Techniques. Method #21: The Semen-Only Diet


	I think of it as a variant on the Atkins Plan.


	It's five dollars for the Happy Meal, chickie.

Method 37: Lead the way away


	Can you hold the cheese? Gimme some nice white paint chips. They taste almost the same.

Method 53: Mind Over Matter (aka Mother-in-law Assisted Suicide)


	I'm moving in permanently with you and living off your pension.


	You smarmy little good-for-nothing! I can't believe my daughter married you lousy son-of-a-bitch!