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Odd Self-Help Books 9: Geek Love

by quodlibet
1-15-05

Chapter 1: Avoid These Geeky Pick-Up Lines


	My system's loaded with a Centrino processor, 1 gig of RAM and a 160 gig hard drive waiting for your input.


	My system doesn't accept 3.5-inch floppies any more.

Chapter 2: More Geeky Pick-up Lines To Avoid


	My friend's friend's uncle's brother's third cousin knows William Shatner. Are you female?


	I don't do silicon-enhanced life forms. They're too creepy.

Chapter 3: Still More Stupid Pick-Up Lines To Avoid


	How much? Ten million credits? Two thousand gold pieces? Six hundred obols?