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Five thousand dollars for a 'jelly doughnut?'

Done gawping at the menu yet? If you need to ask about the prices, it ain't for you.

Three hundred dollars for an 'officer's special coffee?'

With your speeding record, you could use something like that. If you know what I mean.

And...'ask about the back room special?'

Hey, I ain't dancing around in garters for pocket change!