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The HIV infection rates are declining in Uganda, purportedly due to education and condom use.

The REAL reason is that there's nobody left to infect. They've all got AIDS.

Castration solves so many problems in this world.

Egad. He's right. Strike one for women's liberation!

We could wipe out AIDS in fifteen years!

When I am Benevolent Dictator, you shall be my right-hand lieutenants in matters of health policy.