Even a Stopped Clock Is Right *Twice a Day*

Author: r2_d2

Date: February 24, 2004

by r2_d2
2-24-04
You're watching Action 6 News!
... I guess that gives new meaning to the phrase "Heads up!" Ha ha! Back to you, Tim.
Come on, get to the weather report!
Twelve minutes later ...
Final score:  Astros 5, Pirates 2.  In High School action today ...
Enough already, just give me the #$*%ing weather!
Thirteen minutes later yet...
And finally, in weather, it looks like four more days of bright, sunny 75° bliss, before the rain puts a damper on the weekend.
Why the #$*% do I actually pay attention to this bull$#!%?

For that matter, why don't I watch TV indoors?