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| Lemme guess: you broke down and watched the Oscars. | |
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| Of course I did. You know damned well I couldn't resist that kind of temptation. | |
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| But next, year, I am boycotting, 'cuz of how they cheated Mitch & Mickey out of Best Song. | |
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| Yeah, that sucked—no one's ever been moved to tears over an Annie Lennox song. But you'll never go through with it. You never do, Artie. | |
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| And the Award for Outstanding Cinematography goes to ... | |
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| Well, at least I'm not taping it. That's gotta count for something. | |
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