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As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

This Strip Is *Not* Here. Understood?

by r2_d2
4-15-04

Continued from www.stripcreator.com/ comics/ClashTheStampede/224015. R2 and Xenu have been wandering the Nevada desert for quite some time now.


	Sweet! We've found Area 51! Now we don't need a car—this is where I parked my spaceship.


	So you've been working with the United States Air Force?


	Oh, hell no. They'd kill me just like the Scientologists. That's why I'll have to create a diversion while you sneak in. One of these stones is fake, the keys are inside it.


	I've noticed every one of your plans involves me being placed in peril of life, limb, and/or imprisonment, while all you do is stand there. Why is that?


	*That's not answering my question!*