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As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

Can You Believe We've Done *50* of These Things Already?

by r2_d2
4-18-04

Continued from www.stripcreator.com/comics/ ClashTheStampede/224358. Xenu meets his old nemesis, Stan the Kangaroo.


	Stan, my old rival! What've you been up to?


	I've just been waiting here for the past seventy-five million years for you to return. They made me the night watchman since I spent so much time here anyway.


	And now, at long last, I have the upper hand. What do you have to say about that?


	Think fast. How can I get out of this one?


	I came to make amends. Call off our feud, and you can have a job on my crew. My license expired 74,999,996 years ago, so I need someone to drive my ship. We're going to Vegas.


	Well, I've always wanted to be a Captain, for reasons that escape me at the moment. I'm sure I'll remember sooner or later, though. So, yes, I'll accept your offer.