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As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

The All-Too-Brief Adventures of Captain Stan

by r2_d2
4-26-04

Continued from www.stripcreator.com/comics/ sabuwolf/225900: R2 and Capt. Stan chat in the ship's break room.


	So you're the Captain, eh? Does that mean you can marry people aboard the ship? 'Cuz I think Jenna's still around here somewhere—


	Let me just warn you, horndog, that in the Ancient Klingon tradition, I also reserve the right to kill any member of my crew who doesn't meet my expectations.

Capt. Stan, please report to the cargo hold. And bring some duct tape with you, I'm pretty sure R2 has some.


	Is that water cooler talking to us?


	Jebus! No wonder I'm the Captain, my crew's a moron! That's the P.A., dumbass.

And somewhere in a dark and dusty cargo hold, Stan's tale takes a turn for the worse ...