BlaspheMou$

Author: r2_d2

Date: May 2, 2004

by r2_d2
5-02-04
So I'm trying to figure this out.  First, Microsoft makes "Windows NT", obviously trying to make us think of the New Testament.
Then, they come out with "XP", an obviously blasphemical allusion to the "Chi-Rho" symbol.  But I just can't for the life of me figure out where they're getting "Longhorn" from.
Isn't it obvious?  Check your bible, son.  It's all in Revelation 17:3.
You mean, And he carried me away in spirit into a wilderness. And I saw a woman sitting upon a scarlet-colored beast containing names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns?
Bingo.