r2_d2
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As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

Over 99 Billion Served, And That's Just To Your Mom

by r2_d2
5-02-04


	*Ba-da-ba-ba-baaa! McDonald's! I'm Lovin' It!*


	What does that small print say? "All major credit cards accepted"?


	*Now why the fuck would they need to do that? Do the fat fucks in this nation need to finance* their fast food bills now?**


	Okay, that's thirty-seven Big Macs, fourteen ten-piece McNuggets, and forty-two Supersized fries. Anything else?


	A diet Coke. It's a good thing the bank opened up a branch next to the food court; I had to take out a third mortgage on my trailer.