WW XV - Worst Things To Say in Divorce Court

Author: r2_d2

Date: May 4, 2004

by r2_d2
5-04-04
I'm sorry, Your Honour, but I cannot continue to represent my client.
And why is that?
Well, Your Honour, it's a conflict of interest.  My own wife left me this morning.
And how does that affect this case?
I already told you, you're on her.