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"Caffeine Reactor":
An Experimental Tetra-Authored Strip Series

As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

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Caffeine Reactor Profiles: Matt

by r2_d2
1-12-05

KNOW YOUR CHARACTERS: Matt is the hero of life's B-Story.


	The "B" stands for Bono! Or maybe Brad Pitt.

Matt adds an air of Continental sophistication to our tale, living in a Pop Eurotrash Movie. He spends most of his time trying to pick up the host of Slavic supermodels which Fate has entitled him to.


	I suppose you intend to pick me up in your Beemer?


	Actually, it's a Trabant. Six-oh-one, baby.

Unfortunately, between dressing like an Englishman, acting smug and self-absorbed as a Frenchman, and pretending to speak German, we can't quite tell where in Europe he's supposed to be from.


	And he still listens to Nena.


	Ja wohl. Achtung, baby! Um, Weltschmerz?

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