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As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

Why I Can Never Be a Parent

by r2_d2
8-14-05


	I need to pick up some balloons for a kid's birthday party and—holy shit, is that what I think it is?


	You mean this American Soldier-shaped piñata? Good choice, it's one of our best sellers.


	Are you actually suggesting hanging a depiction of a serviceman from a tree, and having children beat it with sticks?


	*Well, the birthday boy isn't Iraqi.*


	Look, just be patriotic and buy the damned effigy.