Pick-up Lines I'm Glad I Didn't Use - 1

Author: r2_d2

Date: September 9, 2005

by r2_d2
9-09-05
An actual conversation overheard at work:
My puppy's gotten really big really quick.  He's already like three times as big as when I got him.
Yeah, I know all about that.  I've got three dogs.
Still, it's nice to come home from work, and even when I'm bitching about my day, having them jump up on me and lick my face.
Really?  That's what you're into?  Hell, I can do that!