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This is an actual conversation I had with a ladyfriend, almost verbatim.
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| But, you're lucky. When men go long enough without getting married, you get to be a "Bachelor". I, on the other hand, will be an "Old Maid" or a "Cat Lady", and noone wants to be the Cat Lady. | |
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| Don't forget "Spinster"! And the problem you neglect is that "bachelor" is only for unmarried men who can at least still get a date. | |
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| The ones like me, on the other hand, well let's just say people start wondering if their bachelorhood needs "confirmation". | |
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(For the record, ladies, R2 is still single, wink wink nudge nudge.
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| And while neighborhood kids might be afraid of her, at least their parents let them sell Girl Scout cookies at the Cat Lady's house. | |
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| But look on the bright side, the candy you give out on Halloween is the scariest on the block! | |
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