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| Why aren't you going to the big speed dating shindig tonight? | |
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| Besides the $15? Because the kind of woman I'm after is the kind who never says "The Steelers are playing—let's go do anything else." | |
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| Don't you think that's a bit "beggars trying to be choosers"? | |
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| Not at all. Marketing research has actually shown that the Steelers have the largest female fanbase in all of football, if not all of sports. | |
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| Even more than that famous women's basketball league? | |
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| I meant actual sports. And hetereosexual women—is that really too much to ask? | |
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