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| Lord, isn't the world unfair? I mean, I just got fired today, and I'm flat broke! | |
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| Is that alcohol you are consuming, my son? | |
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| Yeah, Lord, I just knew I'd feel better if I had some booze. | |
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| Fear not, my son, for I never held a job. I simply took handouts my entire life! | |
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| Thanks, Lord, I have a feeling everything is gonna be okay. I'm gonna go get some cardboard and learn how to spell "veteran."... | |
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| Be like Me, only hypocritical. Don't forget to say "God bless you" excessively! | |
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