randomstalker

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I have a twisted sense of humour, a brain tumour and a fractured femur. And a pet lemur.

Semen?

by randomstalker
9-01-05


	God, I haven't had a wank for three weeks! I must have one, but I can't let my wife or 8-year old daughter see me!

John is in the toilet at his home, sadly neglected by his wife (the toilet, not him).


	God, this bog's horrible! Piss, soiled toilet paper and semen everywhere!