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| A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His face is all bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, what in the world happened to you?". | |
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| The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." | |
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| "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?" ... "She hit me with her bag of quarters!". | |
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