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| Hey shotty, ifsha bufday fo shizzah mi hija. | |
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| Is this guy hispanic or retarded? Oh well, I'm horny and that's all that matters...does he know I got herpes from his little brother...? | |
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| Hey babe. I graduated three years ago. I'm the father of your baby. I still drive the same big ol' truck I had in high school. But my mommy makes me breakfast every morning. | |
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| I'm so in love. He looks damn sexy in that cowboy hat. I'll be getting some tonight...Baby Joey needs a sister YEEHAW. | |
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| Son of a bitch. Three rap songs, two country songs...here comes the four Tejano songs. This is the greatest night of my young life? | |
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| Well, it's prom night, and I'm off to find undeserving teens who need traffic tickets because I almost got a high school diploma and they almost have a future. | |
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