Christmas is a time of 'giving' for this old perv.
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| O.k. Blitzen, I'm just going to jump down this chimney, and rape...er I mean leave some presents for little Johnny... | |
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| I'm not a reindeer and my name's not Blitzen. Just get on with it you fucking nonce. | |
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| What the fuck is this? A golden retriever with stick on antlers? | |
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| Yup. I'll let you have the full story if you suck on my lipstick? | |
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| Who-ho-ho. Let's get out here before he comes round..er.. I mean wakes up. EH?! ER..WHERE'S MY..ER..'REINDEER'?? | |
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| (Burp), I'VE JUST SUCKED IT DRY YOU GOD-FILTHY CUNT!! (gulp) YOUR BRUTE-EVIL FIDDLING DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!!!! | |
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