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Oh it's Father Rapeseed. I'd love to gobble off his God Dipstick...

Good morning Mrs Bukake, I'm in a spot of bother and was wondering whether you could do me a favour...

I'll certainly try. What is it you'd like me to do? *wink* *wink*

Er...it's a bit difficult to say ...umm..a tad embarrassing actually...oh dear I'm making a mess of this...

Why don't you come in and try and 'explain' it in a bit more comfort...wow it's hot in here I'm going to take my top off I think..

Well I'll try..here goes...CAN I TAKE A SHARPENED 9-IRON TO YOUR CUNT AND USE IT AS A NEW SYRUP YOU EVIL CUNT?????????