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...striving to create the dumbest comic ever...
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| Hi Mr. Bloated Police Officer! | |
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| I see there's cigarette smoke escaping from your buttocks. | |
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...this is all I have to offer.
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| Why, yes there is... I'm a giant cigarette. Are you blind behind those stupid cop-shades? | |
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| I'll go ahead and act like you didn't just call me blind... But still, you can't be smoking here. And it's really bad, especially for someone as Anorexic and frail as you. | |
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There truly is NO moral to this story.
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| Umm, okay. Still, I'm a big cigarette... I smolder like this all the time. Are you trying to oppress me because I'm a Newport? | |
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| Whoa! Just calm down now, sir! I had no idea you were black! Go back to loitering and stinking up the place. | |
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