Say aaaahhhh.

Author: reedoo

Date: April 15, 2003

by reedoo
4-15-03
What the fuck? I never chopped anyones tounge off in my life! I AM NOT ORGANISING CRIME THROUGH MY CELL DAMNIT! Lies! LIES!!
What's this about?
I don't know. Some freak mailed me a severed tounge, and they think *I* chopped it off and mailed it. No way in hell. The complications just increase constantly.
Tounge eh? Don't suppose I could have that tounge?
Sorry pal, guards confiscated it. Damn my luck. Sick freaks get to play jokes while I'm stuck in here for getting a Pink Donkey laid.
Maybe I can get his tounge...