The Red Phone for Dummies:
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| Greetings, gentle reader! Do you know what context clues are? They're little details we use to derive information about a situation. | |
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| Example: you may think this lass facing me is my ex-girlfriend, Laura. Nope! My basement lab in the background and her all-caps, monotone delivery tells us that it's actually Tecbot X-19 in mode 3! | |
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| However, when placed inside the blue-walled house of the slut in question (accompanied, of course, by a plethora of catty insults) you can be sure it's good ol' anal-fixated Laura! Got that, dummies? | |
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| Apparently, it's not enough for you to insult just the characters. | |
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