reasons why crystal will never graduate: #2

Author: righttherewithit

Date: February 23, 2004

hi leila!
i hate you.
i did not go to class all this week because i was having sex with a whale! teehee!
congratulations, crystal.
have you arranged a meeting that will allow me to move in with the whale and leave you with some other random fucktard yet? i hate paying rent. i am a whore. i need money so i can gradieate.
10 seconds til self destruct. 10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4..