Introduction of Lord Morpheus
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| Hi, I'm Lord Morpheus, the internet's number one Casanova! | |
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| As you can see, I'm 1337 cyber-ninja goth judge who can EASILY bench 300 pounds. | |
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| SHUT UP, BITCH!! I'm the only minority male character in this thing, so you're just gonna bend over nice and easy now. | |
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