rizafein

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Welcome to my adventures as a gas pumper in a tiny little town in rural Oregon. Everything you see in this strip HAS happened, although when at work I don't smart off to the customers like I do here. But these punchlines are always running in my head while there.

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Define local

by rizafein
5-29-03

Yes this did happen just like this. Call Ripley.


	Hello my good man, do you accept checks in this establishment?


	Yes we do, but we only accept local checks sir.


	That will not be being a problem. Please be filling the tank with the gasoline.


	OK sir.

After the tank is filled...


	Here is the check for the gasoline.


	OK, I do not know if you understand the word local. California is NOT local to a town in Oregon. Dumbass.

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