I am here LIVE tonight to regretfully inform you that I will be stepping down as anchorman at CBS News. Furthermore, I would also like to add That President Bush is not only a COWARD and a DESERTER
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| but he is also a pussy ass cock basket that deserves nothing less then our extreme contempt. | |
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| In saying this I would like to challenge George Bush and his lap monkey Dick Cheaney to a 2 on 1, no holds bard, Cage Match this Friday night at Madison Square Gardens! | |
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| To all you Bitches and dirty ass Tricks out in 313 this is Dan Rather Signing off. | |
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