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What can I get you sir?

I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here

Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.

Well in that case maybe I will have something.

The answer to my greatest question: why the fuck did God put a blabbing snake in the garden of eden. It's an accident waiting to happen