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Oh good thing you're here, officer.

What seems to be the problem?

Well I killed a bunch of people, and fucked like a billion hookers, and uh...I...uh...ate a...brain!

Russ Pohl, is that you? Oh yeah you won the spelling bee in elementary school. Jesus, stop wasting my time, you wouldn't hurt a fly.

Uh, and then I like blew up the place...oh god, please don't leave me, I swear I did something bad! ...I'm so lonely...