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Okay I admit, my "Give a Lukemia kid a noogie" idea wasn't the best thing to do. But it's not like you have a better plan.

Well I was thinking we could do some online journals.

But they're incredibly boring and self-centered.

What? Who wouldn't be interested in every single activity we do each day?

Well besides you and me, nobody.

Good point, forget it then. What was your idea about sabotaging the hospital newborn babies with horse fetuses?