ryanab_24

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I personally think I'm a fun person to be around and I think I have some good original comedy. I don't know if I can produce at a constant rate, but we'll see!

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Fast Food and Condoms?

by ryanab_24
11-22-05


	How can I help you today sir?


	Well, I was just wonderin if you sold them there extra-large condoms?


	Well, it's not that you would need them if we did. Remember when you were drunk and tried to come in here naked the other night?


	Oh....Um...yeah, about that, could you not tell anyone?


	Well, only for a small fee of $200.


	I don't have $200, but if you hook me up with those condoms, maybe we can work something out.

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