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| "Jesus, I would like to get my freak on with Catherine Zeta Jones. Can you hook it up?" No... too much. | |
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| Oh, the pivoting cross is REAL funny, Maximus... | |
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| "Hey, Jesus, what's your position on me and some hot monkey love?" | |
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| I'll never get the puke out of my beard. | |
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