ANSWER KEY: Both goats and devils have horns, literally, on the top of their heads. Sacrificing goats is also an aspect of Satanism, making Hell an appropriate context.
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| All right! Score one for team goat! | |
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| D'oh! If I'd only looked in a mirror, I'd have had this one. | |
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ANSWER KEY: Widely-publicized molestation cases suggest priests are made sexually "horny" by young boys. Police would presumably intervene at some point.
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| What?!? Couldn't the cars just honk, or something?!? | |
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| I owned *this* one all the way. | |
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ANSWER KEY: In the now-extinct Massalat language, "fee-lung horr-nay" is equivalent to what would mean--in English--"Monkey General on Your Anus".
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| But bananas ARE phallic! How many ethnographic linguists read stripcreator, anyway? | |
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| You're just sore. Phallic bananas... what a Neanderthal! | |
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