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Welcome again to channel 73 News... "The News that none cares about"

England is being thretened of large bomb attacks in the downtown area!

Yes it's about time they get hit with something...

-Thats not what the screen says! Anyway, lets go to England right now and talk to a local man...

you know, i asked the terrorist if he'd like a cup of tea, but he tried to blow my face off!