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*Typing* Dear a'mama... i'a had a bad tima so far... i worka at the shitty fast food restauranta, and i'a go to jail...

...no americana are nice to me'a... i feel'a really lonely... mama i wanta to com'a home but i can'ta because my'a passport was stolen by some stupida kidsa with da paint ball gunsa... so i'a shoota..

them with my real guna... Email me'a at Joe@Immigrant.com. ciao mamma... viva italia!