Heaven vs. Hell

Author: shadowcat

Date: July 16, 2003

by shadowcat
7-16-03
As the world ends, Cat approaches Jesus...
So, man, you're telling me that if I follow you I'll get free beer and chicks for life?
I merely said you'll experience life the way it should have been!
.......
...besides.. you lose your genatalia when you become an angel... here, let me tell you a story of how it all came to be...
...and finds Heaven is not the Garden of Eden after all.
I wonder if there's an opening in Hell
...and.....so......... ..... it was... amazing...... and...... shiny....... orange.... balls...... .. and I...