shadowcat  

This is fucking awesome. I'm in the middle of nowhere with a tv that I don't have to pay for.. and it has cable too!

...and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a faithful trip! That started on this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship....

Man.. if only I had pizza too..

...five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour.. a three hour tour...

Aw shit.. I meant instant pizza... not fucking delivery.. goddammit

Just make use of what you have, moron.