Plutonian's get educated - Lesson in love

Author: shark_energy

Date: February 2, 2004

by shark_energy
2-02-04
Citizens of Earth, I have an announcement. I, Golgar of the Plutonians, have been given the task of experiencing what you humans call "Sex". I want to understand the feelings of love and lust.
I am therefore looking for a suitable candidate, one who is gifted in these pleasures and can show me the ways...Do I have any volunteers?
Are you sure it goes up there? I dispose of my internal solids from there! Owww! You beast!
Later that day
And then I pinned him up against the wall and made him say "Earth Boys are your daddy"
You're shitting me!