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| So this guy came in and wanted me to fix his computer, and I was like WHYYYYY didn't you get the service plan? I can't fix it without the service plan, it says right HMYIAH. | |
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| What the FUCK? Gaydar reading...inconclusive. Possible....rastafarian...metrosexual. Jesus Christ, can he even DO that?!? | |
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| So I was going to go to Palm Beach to pick up a car I bought, and I booked a ticket to fly there from Orlando, but when I got there it wasn't in the computer, so I drove to Tampa and flew from there. | |
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| Why the fuck didn't he just drive to Palm Beach? | |
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| I was fucking this girl once, and we ended up on the floor, and I was getting real bad rug burns on my knees but I just kept fucking her harder. | |
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| Why the fuck does he always wear those aquatic shoes that old people wear in the swimming pool? | |
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