Melvin the Mumbler: Part 19

Author: sillysprout

Date: December 30, 2003

by sillysprout
12-30-03
Um, excuse me sir. Would you mind letting me out?
You've got to be kidding right?
Not really. What have I done to warrant waking up in a prison cell anyway?
One count of indecent exposure, one count of being drunk and disorderly, one count of assault, one count of selling without a licence and one count of bribing a police officer
But I get bail right? Right? Whats my bail money set at?
Well taking into account that you've had no previous offences and the fact that I just found your permit to sell goods in my pocket, your bail money comes in the small sum of... Ten thousand pounds